The location is good, within walking distance of both the Center Strip and the North Strip. The in-room safes are wonderful for people who have big stacks of cash to store. We want a keg of grog! All rooms are equipped for high-speed Internet access for a ridiculous fee, and if you're willing to pay you need help with your addiction. One downside is the serious lack of pirate theming. There is also an iPod dock alarm clock in the room, so you can wake up to your prized recording of 'Flash Turnipseed.' Standard amenities are a single sink and soaking bath-shower combos. While you shouldn't do it, the hair dryers are easier to sneak home with you than the new floors. The bathrooms are above average with marble floors and hair dryers. Dark wood dressers and furnishings and a decent-sized flat-panel TV on the wall.
The room decor is neutral browns with the now common off-white bedding. The tower is similar to The Mirage in size and layout, meaning slightly smaller-than-average rooms.